EVIL CAT STORIES
I have bad cats but my dad's cat wins the evil cat award in my book.
Last week it started raining in the middle of the night after weeks of no rain. The rain woke my dad up so he decided to go to the basement to turn the sprinklers off.
He took his first step onto the highly polished wooden step and whoops! Toast the Cat had projectile vomited all over the top step! My dad lost his footing, his left foot skipped down three steps and his right leg folded up into a split behind him. He slid and rolled down the stairs and tried to grab the railing, but he was moving too fast and it twisted his arm.
My mom heard all the noise and came running out of the bedroom. She found my dad at the bottom of the stairs, awake and alert, and covered in cat vomit. He had rolled in vomit the whole way down.
When he got up later that day, after showering and going back to bed, Toast was friendly as always and sat on his lap while he ate breakfast. He pulled a groin muscle and has some bruises, but other than that, he's fine. Well, fine except for his new paranoia that Toast is going to kill him.
-Leona from Maine
Toast
15 years old
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